.. enjoyA wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the...husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados."If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. Men will get it the first time.Water in the carburetorWIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "Water in the. “Yessssss. Untie me please.”“Now I would, but you see I have this problem from earlier.” Came the reply while removing the jacket.E looked puzzled, as well as desperately, back at the figure stood leaning by the doorway with a warm, if a little menacing smile on her face.”“Please, please, please. Whatever I may have done, or indeed do in the future, I apologise.”The wriggling E really was in dire need of the bathroom.“So, what do we do with that naughty tongue which appeared earlier. I'd have to be "good".Was I disappointed? You bet. Did I show it? Of course not. This was an opportunity to connect with women who could well influence my career after college. Only a complete idiot would pass up the chance just so she could get laid, not that we didn't have a few idiots in the sorority.Just to prove there were complete idiots in this world, one of the other girls who partied, one who belonged to the Alphas, had a similar situation, and passed it up to go party. She didn't. Tom did not cum as fast as I did. In fact, he made me work his cock like a porn star. I slobbered all over it, bobbed my head up and down his shaft as fast as I could while jerking him off at the same time. I must admit, I was enjoying working my friends cock. It wasn’t that I liked his cock or his body. It was the visual I had in my mind of whenever watching porn and seeing women work a guy really hard. Tom wasn’t coming easy and I had to work it extra longer.Finally after a good 15 minutes.
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